First let me say that yesterday ‘s title ‘ Premature Ejaculation ‘ was not meant in any way to offend anyone or did it have anything to do with a sexual act. It was intended as a play on words. What I was attempting to say was that a win over two weak teams was no reason to evoke any premature excitement. Because it was Valentine ‘ s Day – I attempted to add some ‘ amorous ‘ humour.
I apologize if I offended anyone.
Now without further ado …The top ten signs the Habs aren ‘ t tough enough …
10. Players gather once a week to perform an exorcism to rid Travis Moen of his ‘ demons ‘.
9. Hal Gill ‘s post game ritual of sporting a pink Tutu is not only applauded – it is encouraged … !
8. Jaroslav Spacek hasn ‘ t stopped crying since the game in Boston.
7. Dora the Explorer is ‘ this close ‘ to replacing Youppi as the team mascot.
6. Whenever Milan Lucic skates onto the ice , a collective ‘ ooohhh ‘ is heard from the Habs’ bench.
5. Players all think that ‘ Knuckles ‘ Nilan was a wrestler in the WWF.
4. George Laraque would not fight anyone on the Habs.
3. Andrei Markov ‘s knee injury is code for ‘ broken finger nail.’
2. Team ‘s favorite song is theme from Barney.
and the number one reason the Habs aren ‘ t tough enough …
1. Smurfs don ‘ t fight !
Notes
The Habs play Buffalo ce soir au Centre Bell. Derek Roy is absent for the Sabres and goalie Ryan Miller has not yet returned to last season ‘s form. Check out Sabre Noise as Dave Vogan gives you the lowdown on the state of the Sabres as the team vies for a play – off spot.
Spacek was not present at the team ‘s morning practice. Brendan Nash has been called up from Hamilton to either replace Spacek or Gill. Game time will tell …
Mike Cammalleri is eyeing a return to the line – up Sunday in the Heritage Classic. He practiced with the team yesterday without contact.
Too Many Men on the Site will teach you the basics of the wild and wacky world of the NHL !
It ‘s Tuesday so that means Wing Night at La Kachette ! All You Can Eat Wings for 14. 95 ! Mention A Winning Habit and receive 10 % Off Anything You Order Tuesday is also Acoustic Night – once the game is finished either join in or listen to an acoustic jam hosted by Ross Griffiths !
Twenty – three days until trade deadline , will Rick be sporting a Leafs sweater in front of the Bell Center ? If Cammalleri is still a Hab the answer is yes ! Stay tuned …